yeah, they suck. This is more of a bitch than anything else. I guess I'm going to blog about coworkers today. It doesn't really bug me, well yeah it does. There's this guy at work, he's about 7 years older than I am and just as single. Then there is this girl at work. She's a cute lil thing, that's for sure. Has a boyfriend of 5 years now. it's just sick the way this guy is around her. .....ah I'll find something else to blog about, this subject matter sucks! Oh and I'm not a big fan of stalkers or attention whores.
Humm....how about cleaning my house, seeing as the 'rents come back tomorrow. Oh maybe I could spend some time blogging about my waste of space brother, but that wouldn't be anything new. I think I'm going to play my game for awhile and see what comes up.
So. I would like that think that I was a half way smart kind of guy. Not just going after anything with two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat. I just see these guys at work. Well, two of them. It seems like they'd hit anything that moves. Heck, one of them is the reason I'm blogging what I am. If some chicka told me to go ahead and clock in early, I wouldn't take that as a hint that I should go out and buy her a candy bar (yeah..he did) and ask her to lunch (witch she did go) and all this other stuff. So I'm thinking she either is starting to want him (eh, whatever) or just likes the attention (That shounds right).
Enough about that shit. It's feels nice being awake for the better part of the day and not sleeping in till noonish. I met up with some friends about 10am then we headed to watch pirates of the caribbean. That was a good movie. Then we had lunch at California Wok. It was good, well as good as a Chicken Teriyaki Bowl gets. Good news is that there was a hawt chicka there. That's always nice, and she was able to take a joke too. So there it is. I think I'ma go have me a beer as I clean up the house some more.
Saturday, July 08, 2006
Stalkers and Attention Whores
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Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Fire! Fire!
Well, I'm in a good mood as I type this. Just opened my first beer of the night. I might have one more, might not. Depends how long I type I guess.
Well we just has a small get together at my Grandmama's house. Just my brother and I..Well my grammy was there too. So she cooked up some pork chops, potatoes, salad, bread. It was nice. Simple.
So I was going to be cool and make a lil snap shot of where I was. But I aint gonna. Though, I did find my Granamam's house using Google Earth.
Well there I was setting off fireworks. That was fun. Then one of them goes out to the dry grass. This is dry grass....About 30 acres of it. So, that's when my brothers says....Fire....Josh, there's a fire. Yup, there was a fire starting. So I went there, in my sandals, and we stooped the fire out. Well that was fun....NOT. That could've been real bad.
So I still got a bunch of fireworks that I didn't want to set off 'cause of all the grass around.
On a different note. I sent a few text messages to some friends and an ex-friend. Well I got some back. And the shock of all shocks....The ex-friend sent one back. Saying that her phone messed up and that she lost all the numbers. So, she had no idea who I was. I replied with "Joshua". And get this......I got nothing back. So, I got a smile on my face just thinking about it. So I got my answer. That she wanted me to "fuck off"...Not that she would ever tell me that. Yeah, it's all good. I almost felt like sending her a message saying "well hope you have a good life". But I didn't. I'm laughing just thinking about it. What ever.
Over all...Yeah I had a good day. This week is almost over. Almost payday.
Ah, my beer is gone and it's 12:03.
I think I'll play a game for a few min, then off to sleep.
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Monday, July 03, 2006
I Have A Type B+ Personality
| You Have A Type B+ Personality |
You're a pro at going with the flow. You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer. A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions |
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Right choices
Damn I'm really going at it today. I guess that is what happens when I live up in this stupid town. nah, I am not going to go blaming the town, though it does suck. Well I'm going to get some pepsi.
So yeah...right choices. I've made some choices in the past. Some worked out for me and some are the reason I'm back in cali. I would like to think that so far more good than bad has come from my choices. I think it's a close one though.
Ha, I'm going though my e-mail account, looking at old e-mails. I got this one from 4/3/05. I can still remember where I was, what building I was in, what I wanted to do. Back when I was die hard military. I was e-mailing an army recruiter. Lets see what else I can find. Oh yeah, birthday messages from a year ago. Nice. Oh yeah, and an e-mail from some newb that fucked up a website that I work on. LOL it's been about 10 months since I had lunch with that one chicka. Holy cow. Talk about taking it slow. Geez.
aight well I am all clean now and I forgot what my point to this wa....oh yeah, right choices. Good luck with that :)
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Sunday, July 02, 2006
Church for the wrong reason
I never really been much of a church goer. My mom grew up in the church, my dad didn't. That's not really the reason I don't go. Has more to do with my mommy. She didn't like what they taught her or the way, something like that. So have I ever read The Bible? Nope sure haven't. Do I want to, can't say that I do. So what's the reason of making a blog about church if I don't go or read about it. Hell, I make jokes about burning when I go in...Not that I believe that I would. I even went to my friends conformation. I didn't burn then, and I'd go for her again.
The thing is, I remember one of the ladies reading from the book of Genesis. She was telling the story of the first seven days. I can't help but not believe it. If you were going to create something, out of nothing, why do it over seven days? Why seven days and not 3, 15, 40? The sun goes down and the moon comes up. Maybe it's because I like history, or maybe because it's just the way my mind works. I like stuff that I can understand. That I can picture in my mind the way it was / worked. When I go to church, the times that I have, I pay my respect I just don't think I've gotten anything out of it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I don't believe in God, 'cause well...I don't know, but there's been times that even I've asked for help.
So if I look back will I get turned in to a pillar of salt?
Well anyways, I do have a point to this, so just stay with me. A friend of mine said that they (him and his g/f) would be honored if I'd go to church with them sometime. Made it a point to even say that they have a singles group that meets up. So my lil 40 watt light bulb lit up. I just see going to church in the hope of meeting some chick the wrong reason to go. If I'm not going for me, then why would I go? That's kinda the reason I haven't gone. I see what my brother does, and the way he acts....And I believe he is only going for the girls / friends. So who's more wrong (if you want to look at it that way) the one who doesn't go for the right reason, or the one that goes for the wrong reason?
Maybe I'll just read up on the Book of Joshua.
Thanks for reading, my lil book of a post of my lil book ;)
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Holy cow I gots to go pee

So today I took myself out on for a lil date. Well, just to the movies no dinner. Though, that would have been a nice thought. So I started my day off by cleaning up around the house. Then I called a friend of mine asked why I didn't just go watch a movie or something if I was so bored. Why clean up the house? Well, I didn't have a good answer for that. So, I went and watched not just one but two movies. The movies I watched were: Nacho Libre and Superman.
Nacho was ok, had it's funny parts. Superman was real good. The only thing is that I got me a 32oz coke before the movie started and some sour patch kids. About an hour in the movie I had to go make PeePee. I just couldn't take myself away from the movie long enough to go. So I stayed in my seat. By the end of the movie I think my eye balls were floating. Yeah, that's how bad it was. It hurt to walk. Well, I guess this is enough about me going make peepee. I got more I want to blog about, I just want to make it in a new topic. Doesn't feel right to talk about church and peeing in the same topic.
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Mr. Mom
Well not really, but like the song.
Today I am going to try and clean up around the house and my room. Wish me luck, I'm going to need it.
We'll see how it ends up when I blog again tonight. Since I'm a blogging fo0.
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Wedding season
I just got home from a friends wedding. It was a nice and simple one. Outside....in the middle of summer...holy cow ;) Eh, it wasn't that bad. There were lots of trees and it was right next to a river. It was good seeing some friends from highschool again. Though I've seen a few of them around.
Now I am home alone. Rocking out to Rob Zombie. Do I have any friends over, Nope. Any Girls over...nope. Just me and some wild Cherry pepsi. I thought about sotpping at a boobie bar on my way home, but I can look at boobies on my computer if I really wanted to and I don't have to pay for that. Then I thought about going to a bar, I know of one right next to the freeway on my way back. I ruled that out too. I can drink at home for less.
I soooo need to go out more. I just feel like I live 30 miles from anyplace or anyone that I would want to go out with or to. So that's not good. Unless I pass out at their house...humm... Well, hum I guess that's it. I'll just find something for me to do with all this free time. Maybe wash some clothes or feed the dogs (I already did that). I guess I could eat more ice cream. So many choices.
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Saturday, July 01, 2006
I lost my pants!
yup, nothing funny about it. I had pants...now they are lost. So I had to go out and buy new ones. Yeah I walked into Mervyns with no pants on. I didn't really get any odd looks. That might have something to do with the fact that I live up here, eh who knows.
** Rockin out to Ozzy**
well ok, I did have shorts on, I just wanted to give y'all the mental picture of me walking around with no pants on. So Ha!
Well, I got another wedding to go too (why do I almost type weeding). This one is a friend from highschool, damn it has been a few years. Last time I seen him was at Reedley College when I was home from Tech School. So that was around...October of 2002. Shit, that was almost 4 years ago.
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Friday night
And I am just sitting in my chair, thinking about drinking some Pepsi and vanilla vodka. I even got some ice cream. Maybe I'll go in the other room and see what's on TV. The house in nice and quite, oh yeah I got the week with no parents. Though, my brother is still around. But, he's going clubbing tonight...Well that's what he says.
I think I'm going to get some ice cream. Then I might blog something about a dinner and a movie :o Oh, so I am typing thin one handed, seeing that I got a vanilla & almond Häagen-Dazs® in my left handWellll, its about half gone. Ok, all the way gone nowSweetet typing a lot faster now. I got a feeling that this might turn into another book post of mine. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I got some friends that just seem to love reading my blogs. I'd never would have thought that would happen. Gee.Lookok at me blogging about blogging. What a geek!
So last night I went and had dinner with friendnd of mine after work. Yeah, it was good times. Oh my, dinner at Chevys was a blast. I am suck a goof, but I was with good company so it was all good. And she (oh holy cow, I went to dinner with a Girl :P). We'll have (that's right, HAVE to) do that again.
I guess I should let the dogs in...
So where was I? Well I got some fireworks, only no clue what I'm going to do or who I'm going to do it with on the 4th of July. A buddy that I hang out with after work gave them to me for helping him out with his boat and what-not. So that was cool.
Fuck it, maybe I wont drink anything. Oh I had this beer last night. It tasted real good. Oh and the BBQ Ribs I had for dinner....Oh my, I think they were the best ribs I've ever ordered from a resturant.Yes, they were that good.
Oh yeah, tomorrow I get to sleep in till it gets to light in my room to sleep anymore. That's going to be nice. Well yeah, no drinking for me. It has only taken an hour or so to type this book up. Eh, it gives me something to do. But, now I am tired so I must go to sleep.
I hope y'all have fun out there in the interweb land.
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