Well I'm out of school now. I made it. Just need to find a job and a place to live. You know, small things like that.
I don't really know what else to add to this. I guess the pictures will have to work.
Ok it's story time. I don't believe I ever posted what all went down on this great great day...well days.
I believe my 21st birthday was on a Wednesday or Thursday. Well I was temporary deployment to the beach. Yeah hard life, I know. There's an old navy base ( I think) that is just used for R&R now. There are some mobile homes and houses there you can stay at and it is right next to the beach.
Well I was there all week. Doing HVAC repairs. So the night before I turn 21 I start off drinking Budweiser and later that night some PBR. I still can't drink that PBR shit. yuck.
Well the rest of the time there nothing major happens. Ha! well yeah. There was this good looking life guard there. I was driving a golf cart to get some supplies or something. Well I stopped the golf cart and got out. Well I stopped on a lil slop of a hill and guess what happened. No I didn't run over the good looking life guard, but the cart did roll down the hill some :P That is just how smooth I am
Ha!
Well we come back that Friday afternoon. There is a Squadron picnic going on. There is also a keg of beer. Needless to say I have about 3 beers there. Our shop is one of the last to leave, I guess we were just a bunch of drunks. After that I went with one of the Sgt. back to his house, well first we stopped off at the samich join on base. Easy to do seeing as he lived on base too.
I had another beer as I ate my samich then took a nap while we waited for the other guys to show up. After that we ended up going to the local dirt track race. Oh that was fun! And it was a B.Y.O.B. event. I think I had six more beers there. Then we went to the bar. oh the bar. It was a little red neck bar. I walked in and got carded, the old lady of a bartender said that I just had a birthday and that the next one was one me. From that point on I never had an empty beer.
Even the DD's sides were hurting from laughing so much. I don't even know how much I had to drink. I just know it was A LOT. I even threw up some. Not much and I wasn't feeling sick before or after. It just kinda happened. Oh man that was some good times. Too bad I don't have any pictures of that.
Well anyways we closed that bar down and some how I walked to the car under my own power.
After driving back to base, all of 3 blocks. We got stopped at the main gate and asked to get out. Well I kind of just roll out. It's a random drug test with the first 30 or so people having to get tested. It would seem that we are the first 5 or so people though the gate from when they started.
You would that that it would be easy for someone who had as much to drink as I did, but nooooo. Somehow I end up making a big ol' fuss there. I even talked to a major about why they couldn't just take my blood. We got there about 2:15 and with all the bullshiting and almost passing out and drinking water that I was doing. I didn't end up leaving until 4:45am. Not to bad for a drunk :)
Is it bad that I just want to go down to the bar and drink a beer or two or three? And that I want them all by my self? Well ok maybe that isn't true. Without any of my roommates around would be the right way of putting it.
It's not that far away. Maybe a 20 minute walk if I take my time. I want a beer, but I don't want it here. No, I am not drinking right now. Well I do have a Sobe if that matters.
It is soooo fuckin' hard doing all this on my own. "this" being paying bills, school, rent...life. So much debt. I don't even have money to spend the weekend away from here.
Pictures, they are a good thing. Right now I don't know. I guess I got a lot on my mind, but i don't know what I want to blog about. i just don't know. most of the time I don't have a problem typing a lil blog. Right now seems to be a different story.
Well anyways here are the pictures from last night.
This has been one fucking long weekend. here are some of the highlights.
It feels like it has been a long long time since the last time I sat down and did some typing. I don't know why I haven't, I just haven't. Well it also helps that a stupid fucking Charter employ can't his his simple work orders. We had the cable TV turned off. I make it real clear to the lady NOT to have the internet cut off too. She made it real clear that I was going to get $26 back on my next bill. Well, I come home on Wed. and low and behold...no cable tv OR internet! The soonest a tech could come out would be three days later. So I am taking this issue up with Charter Corporate offices.
Well some of the things I have done.
You're sexy!
Thanks
Cool shirt. Take it off.
You mean like this?(and I undo one button.)
If you want the shirt off. Then you take it off.
I think the pictures will show y'all a lot...
Base ball game:
Started out at the Dodger club house thing. Oh it as to have been the best buffet EVER! The salmon...ohh the salmon was fucking great! I've only had salmon when my grandma makes it. But this....oh sooo good. And the tri tip. mmmmm. I would have gone for seconds, but the game was starting so we went to our seats. Best fucking buffet ever!. I even did the mmmm sounds while eating.
Then we got to our seats some of the girls were taking pictures of this creepy looking old buy. Turns out it was Larry king! He couldn't have been more than 10 rows in front of us. Then there was this fly ball. It came down within 5 feet from us. That was crazy.
After the game we ended up driving around for awhile. Found a Rite Aid and got some ice cream.
Then we went to a club, only they didn't have dancing. Then we went some place else. Well we ended up at some club in Hollywood =). There was a line going out the door. Then some of the girls we up and said that there were 4 gals and 2 guys. They let us right in =)
The club was just wow. Never been in a club like that. I think the cover was $20 each. Well the bossman picked that, and everything else, up. oh it was sooo much fun.
On the way back home I was asked how I was still awake with all that I had to drink. I didn't really have an answer. But the boss man was passed out in the limo!
Oh I know I'm missing some things, and yes I do remember the night. It is just too much to put here.
I never played it.
Last night we went out to eat at Bubba Gumps. While there some of the guys ended up playing beer pong at the very table we were eating at.
Good times.
oh and we didn't get kicked out =)
This was taken a few weeks ago. I called up a friend of mine. Only I got I didn't get to talk to her. I got the voicemail. Well...she did call me back about 10 min later, but that isn't the point.
Thoughts?
p.s. if anyone would like a call like that, just let me know. I got no shame in drunk calling people. =)
as you can tell!
Saturday was my roomy's 23rd birthday. Started drinking around 4pm, then moved on to playing a game of flip cup. That was a first time for me. I know we went through at least five 30 packs of miller light. That's just crazy talk. I called it a night around midnight.
good thing is no one got in a fight. Though it did get close. Since when does going to prison and being on parole make you hard core? So then the guy who used to live on this street pull out the parole card, as if to prove it. So my roommate and his brother pull out their S.C.B.A. cards. So, that went no where. But, it did last about an hour.
Well, here are the pictures =)
That's right boys and girls. Sunday, June 24th is my 25th Birthday!!!!!!!!!!111shiftone!
So, sat night I'm going out with my roomies. I think to this Irish Pub down the street.
I am going to be hurting come Sunday afternoon when I wake up.
I'm going to take my cam, so they can take a bunch of pictures.
So it's the weekend. It has been one hell of a week. Busy Busy Busy.
I wasn't even able to say hi hi so some of my great co-workers. Well one of them seems to have a stick way up her butt or something doesn't even say good morning to me, more on that later.
Mmmm beer and working on cars. Now there's a match made for each other! Oh even better after work on a Friday. It was good. I helped change out some lights on an RV someone just got. It's a few years old, it is a 1976.
30 more days of work.
Damn, I can't remember what the hell I was wanting to blog about.
Had dinner tonight with my daddy. We had In-N-Out. Oh the BEST fast food burger in the world. Yup. And now beer.
The only thing I'm going to do this weekend is:
That sounds about right for a single guy. We'll see what happens.
Beer Run!
I heard that song on Bob and Tom while driving to work this moring.
Damn stupid beer bottles that don't have a twist off cap!
I know my life hasn't gone the way I had planned for it. But, I think that is for the better of me. One reason for this is that I am not scared of people with power (ie: boss or supervisor). I'm not scared of playing hardball with them if they ask for it.
There is one person on my radar right now. He is a supervisor but not really over me, but is there when I get in trouble. So yeah.
oh yeah totally different story. I ran into, well not really, this girl I went to high school with. It's funny I never would have found her if I didn't get lost :P
The only dumb thing is that it was 4:40 (I get off at 5 and it's a 25 min drive back). So I was late. I also had to meet a super out there to install a window in a house that the people move in on Monday. They will not be happy to know that one window isn't going to be covered. So yeah, I also know her aunt. But did I ask for her number or how to keep in touch...no...because I'm a big dummy. But since I know her aunt, I thought she would be on her myspace account. I asked her how to get in contack with her. I almost feel bad about it, cause I really don't talk to her much. hell she WAS on it. But when I go look now, she aint there. Bummer. but hell at least I know where she works ;)
I like my beer to have a good lookin' German chica on it too!
Oh yeah, and she's a lil cutie.
Ok as you can see by my last post it was a long night. It was a lot of fun though. It is now just about 24 hours later. I can say that I feel a lot better, but I don't want anything to drink. I think I'm good for a week or so. But I think I can say no more Tabasco shots. Those are just bad. Well lets take a look at what all I had to drink
yeah needless to say it didn't all stay down.
We also got DVDs and a gift cards again along with the Christmas Bonus cash. I ended up getting Elf, but some how came home with Elf and Bewitched, but no gift card. Some time during the lunch part some one took my gift card, but I'm not too worried about that I'm not a big fan of John's Incredible Pizza. I'm going to spend the bonus on my El Camino. Seems only right being a car guy and all.
McDonald's does have a good hangover menu. I went there around 3pm, ended up taking a long way to get there thanks to the stupid train stopped on the tracks. I ended up raping their 99 cent menu. Three double Cheese burgers with no pickles. Good stuff and I still got one left.
I just can't wait till I go to work Tuesday, see what they got to say about me. It was fun though, hanging out with the guys after work. I know I held my own way better than some of the others did last night. That's Fo Sho.
Or maybe it should be for the lose?
it is now 1:10 and I just woke up with a monster headache. All I know is that I might have had too much to drink. I ended up taking a shot of something nasty. It was bacardi 151, Tequila and the kicker.....Tabasco sauce. The out come...not good. Though, only the 2nd time I have puked. yup, all because of that F'ing shot. But at least I did it. I got no clue what time I came home, but I know I didn't drive home. Heck I even got cut off from the bar at the restaurant. And my eye balls hurt. I couldn't even order water, that's how cut off I was. Ok maybe I was trying to order water and two beers......maybe. But I wanted the water, and that's what I am drinking now. Nothing like having the taste of puke in your mouth. It's really gross.
So I ended up going to a gas station for my water. That is what I am drinking now. I knew that shot wasn't going to sit well too. It had fucking Tabasco sauce in it. What kind of shot has Tabasco sauce in it?!?!! You don't even buy that unless you wish bad things upon them. At least I waited for most of the people to leave before I did that. Ended up puking up in a trash can out side. It was a nice green one too. I remember a co worker holding the door open for me, what a guy. Then I went back in to order a water. But nope. Cut off.
I just want to be able to go back to sleep for a few more hours. Well I'm going to go back to sleep. or try to at least. What should I label this as?!?
So there I was Standing on an island with just one other. The other was a she...a fucking hawt she too. with a red bra on. What is it with red bras anyways? geez. Not that there is anything wrong with them. what about black bras? are they so wrong? I dont think so. I'd still "hit it" in black or red...or any other color. OHhhhh...maybe she is freeboobin' it. Yeah. Think about it. I bet more men go free ballin' it than women go free boobin. Hell even free...I don't even know what you would call it...freevaginian it? doesn't sound right. Holy cow I got one odd blog. Hell, if you google "super duper boobies" I'll be the number one hit. I think that's a good thing. Fuck yeah I rock. humm...what else. Run on sentence FTW. I dont know I'm just goin to post this as is.
Ok, not really but it did come up. I don't really remember how it came up. But it did. And yes I was having dinner with a girl, so you don't need to worry about that. It was good. My first time eating at the Dog House Grill. It was good stuff though all I had were the frys and a few beers. All of them were good.
Damn!! blah sicko...there is something wrong with my cats....shit. Oh my gawd does it smell right now....gross.
But back to the bra. mmm Christmas time is good. Oh and drinking Malibu and hawaiian punch is really good too.
Is being able to pee standing up. Can I get an amen?! Yup, that's right. I'm sure there are a few females that can or do pee staning up. I don't really want to know. I'm willing to bet that they can't write their name in the snow. Ha! I use the right there / their / they're even while drinking. I can't believe that. You should see the other typos I've been making in this post. Ok so I might have had about 4 red bull and vodkas tonight, no big deal. But I am able to type reallyr eally fast. While making a few typos. so be it. I aint gonna fix 'em all. Not even going to spell check . Just going to be on the wild side tonight. yup. I wish I had more redbull...mmm...bull....
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