Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Poolboy

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

Always avoid: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Playstation (RGSM)

Consider: The Battleaxe (DBLM), The Nurse (RGSD)


Anonymous said...

wow... that says a lot about you.... ha ha ha

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

The Stiletto: Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)

*tries to look innocent*

Wizened Wizard said...

That was fun! DGLM (The Maid of Honor). Not too exciting or kinky, but hey, guys, I'm what you really need! (Just don't tell Husband I said that!)


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