So I need to get some speakers for work. The boss man doesn't like me having headphones on. So I asked if having a radio would be ok. He did the umm...yeah...well....umm....Then I pointed out that it would be something just like what he has for his iPod in his office. So he said that would be ok.
SO I went to bestbuy on my way home today. Looking to buy some speakers for my NOT an iPod mp3 player. Only everything they have has the useless stupid iPod dock. Just what good is that going to do me? None. That and even the cheapest junk that had an "i" in the name cost at least $100. That's just crap!
Stupid useless iPod crap.
aww fuck. the dock thing that I'd like to have. Does everything I want....it only cost $200. That's crap too!
I'll just stay in my room and watch porn...at least that doesn't cost anything. Geez
Friday, August 31, 2007
Stupid iPod crap
Posted by Joshua at 7:56 PM 1 Tasty Adult Beverages
Labels: Rant
Thursday, August 30, 2007
I passed.
On the practical, the part that I was worried about, I ended up with a 91% on that. Needed an 80% to pass with no retakes. So that made my day. I was the first to go up on Tuesday. Everyone is out of the room, just me and the teach.
Today I had the hardest half a day ever. Had two finals. The first one taking 2 hours to complete. I ended up bombing part of that. I got a 75 on that, I forget what I got on the other half. Over all I ended up with a B in that class. The after noon class, the one with the practical, I ended up getting an A in. So I think my G.P.A. is someplace around 3.6 or so.
I got to get my brothers address so I can stick this letter in the mail. Just something I did up real fast at work.
Posted by Joshua at 10:09 PM 1 Tasty Adult Beverages
Labels: School
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
If I had $140,000
I'd buy me a new car. Not just any car. Here.....let me find some pictures.
Some of you might be thinking that this is just a corvette. You couldn't be more wrong! Corvettes don't come with twin turbos. They don't come with over 600hp to the wheels all while running on pump gas. They don't even come this sexy! Only 25 of these sexy things will be built next year. I put this car up there with the 1969 Yenko Camaro
Almost 40 years later, these Camaros have been appraised and sold for well over $1.1 million USD at Barrett-Jackson auctions.I can't help to but to think about what a corvette like that would be worth 40 years from now. It's not a car you'd drive every day to work and school. So you might have 80,000 miles on it by then.
Maybe you are asking your self why not just buy a Porsche. The 911 turbos start out around $130,000 (I got mine up to over $150,000). Then I wouldn't have a one of 25 corvette. It would be a Prosche, just like every other one out on the road.
So yeah, that is what I would do with $140,000.
Posted by Joshua at 11:47 PM 6 Tasty Adult Beverages
This one goes out to you...
mmmm who ever came up with easy mac. They are my hero. It is oh so easy to make. Not that normal Mac -N- Cheese is that hard, but that's not the point. Easy mac is just......easy.
So this blog post goes out you to Mr. Easy Mac Guy.
Mmmmmm Good.
Posted by Joshua at 10:35 PM 0 Tasty Adult Beverages
Labels: Random Thoughts
The Poolboy
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.Always avoid: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Playstation (RGSM)
Consider: The Battleaxe (DBLM), The Nurse (RGSD)
Posted by Joshua at 6:26 PM 3 Tasty Adult Beverages
Labels: random blog stuff
Yogging
It's that thing where you run for a long time.
Yeah so I started up jogging again. Just something slow. I think know I did more walking than jogging today. It was good. I took my time, just looked around seen what I was passing by. I walked back a different way. I still did 4 or 5 miles. It was good to get back into it.
Posted by Joshua at 12:01 AM 1 Tasty Adult Beverages
Labels: Running
Monday, August 27, 2007
Deleted
I don't know why. I just got some silly girl on my brain. I should just delete her from my ICQ list. But, I don't do that. I just smile and laugh when she comes online. Think about sending a message saying "hi hi", but I don't do it...
Posted by Joshua at 11:29 PM 1 Tasty Adult Beverages
Labels: Just me
This past weekend
Was a really good weekend. Never mind the fact that I spent half a day driving. I went to Las Vegas to see my mommy. I didn't leave 'til 9pm and I got to their house about 2:15am. Then stayed up talking with my mom 'til some time around 3am. So it was a long day to say the least.
On Saturday we dropped off my mom's car then she wanted to go to a mall. seeing as she hasn't been to a mall and you'd think that Las Vegas has some nice malls. So, I hit up the google.com and...found a mall. Right off of the strip. It was nice. Has all the big names stores: Swarovski, Bloomingdale's, Saks Fifth Avenue, Nordstrom and soo much more. We spent a few hours there. She got a cute lil outfit for her granddaughter (who is 2 years old now....ohh I got a good pic of her) and I got this wicked awesome tee shirt! Most of y'all should know that I'm going to a dive school. So this shirt is a diving shirt. it says
Muff's Diving school. Harry Muff, Proprietor. Learn to go down with confidence.It's sooo cool. So yeah we spent a few hours there. Just hanging out with my mommy. We left around 7pm and headed out to the movie theater. There we watched War (Trailer). It wasn't bad...wasn't as great as 300 or anything.
Oh dang....I guess I should write my youngest brother a letter...just need to find what to say.
Posted by Joshua at 9:52 PM 2 Tasty Adult Beverages
adultcon
Yeah so I think I should go to some conventions or something while I'm stuck in south cal. So why not go to an adult convention? It should be neat to say the least. Sure would give me something to blog about, I'm sure y'all can't wait. Tickets are $35 for the weekend. So...who knows.
Posted by Joshua at 9:44 PM 1 Tasty Adult Beverages
Friday, August 24, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Tomorrow is test day
and I just don't think I'm going to pass. people say "ohhh you shouldn't be so hard on your self..." I'm not, I'm just calling it like I see it. I've had a lot going on this week. Seeing as this test is an 80% to pass and counts for half of the grade. If I do pass, or get a do over. I'll be happy. If not, it means I'm retaking the class. I'll be pissed off, but whatever.
I guess I'll find out.
oh and about the tooth. As long as I'm drugged up. all is good. I'm sure I need a root canal done.
Posted by Joshua at 11:16 PM 8 Tasty Adult Beverages
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
oh how I'd love to have
I wish I had some right now. I'm sooo tired but I can't sleep. It is driving me crazy. I think it is getting worse as I type. This is that deep down in my tooth pain. Doesn't hurt when I bite on it, just when I try to sleep it would seem.
Stupid fucking tooth!
Posted by Joshua at 3:07 AM 5 Tasty Adult Beverages
owwww
fucking tooth ache.
I just want to hide and do nothing all day.
Posted by Joshua at 2:30 AM 0 Tasty Adult Beverages
Monday, August 20, 2007
Well I fixed it
I didn't do any homework. I'm just tooo tired.
My tooth is still buggin me.
I'm going to sleep.
Posted by Joshua at 11:37 PM 1 Tasty Adult Beverages
i need a hug
I have a tooth ache that is kicking my ass. never mind the lack of sleep. i think i have a case of the Mondays :(
Posted by Joshua at 2:04 PM 2 Tasty Adult Beverages
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking. Fuck. Fuck. fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Typing "Fcuk" doesn't seem to help anything. Would be nice if it did. Would be nice if things just worked.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. it is 3:13 Fuck. Fuck. FUck. FUck. Fuck. FUck Fuck. I'm thinking of getting a wireless keyboard. Fuck FUck. FUck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucked. Fucking. Fucker. Fucke. Fuckie, Fucky, Fucko, Fucki, Fucka, Fucku.
Posted by Joshua at 5:09 AM 2 Tasty Adult Beverages
Labels: FUCK
This fucking sucks
I've spent about a grand on different computer parts. What do I have to show for it? A stupid fucking broken computer. It is all apart all over my floor right now. The motherboard isn't even in the case. It has been broken all weekend too. It really just pisses me off because I don't know how to fix it. I've tried everything I could think of in as many different ways as I could.
Now is it 2:47am I need to be at work by 7:30am. Today is going to suck. I want a do over on my weekend. I didn't do a damn thing that I needed to. I've spent sooo many hours working on a broken ass computer. I was awake until 2am Sat. working on it. Then a few more hours on sat. after I rolled out of bed and Sunday afternoon.
It takes me 20 min just to boot up into what I got here. I can't do much more than look at some websites. Movies don't play. Games don't work. Flash and Java don't work. I got a bigger list of what doesn't work then what does work. Like the title says....This fucking sucks!
Posted by Joshua at 4:40 AM 4 Tasty Adult Beverages
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
165 feet below sea level
That is how far down I went today in the chamber. It was different. Nothing like having to clear (pop) your ears with just about every breath you take.
So that's just a lil update. About 3 more weeks until I get to start diving.
Got two good sized tests to do before that.
Posted by Joshua at 10:43 PM 6 Tasty Adult Beverages
Monday, August 13, 2007
Family guy
isn't it great =)
Posted by Joshua at 12:19 AM 4 Tasty Adult Beverages
Labels: random blog stuff
Sunday, August 12, 2007
My weekend
It has been a good weekend. Yesterday just gave me the good vibes.
Something I forgot to add in my last post is this lil piece of information.
Within 15 minutes of coming home I teabagged one of my passed out roomies =)
Just had to share that with y'all.
There will be pics, when ever I get it....
Posted by Joshua at 10:31 PM 2 Tasty Adult Beverages
opposites attract?
So I went up to lake Arrowhead yesterday. It was nice. I met a friend up there. I had the worlds best ice cream cone....mmmm. Good! It was a waffle cone with two scoops of Dreyer's rocky road.
I ended up meeting that girl that Judged me right off the start. So we've gotten to know each other better now. It is just funny how we match "based on [eHarm's] rigorous 29 Dimensions scale. With this level of compatibility, we believe you two will have a lot to talk about and may even find true love together." Only we have NOTHING in common. He's how it went.
We'll play a game of I like // she likes.
x-games // Olympics
winter Olympics // Summer Olympics
blue // blue
dark blue // light blue
trucks // cars
Mel Brooks // Stephen Spielberg
and there was sooo much more that I can't remember right now.
It fine though. Not like I was planning on sweeping her off her feet. I knew were are very different people. Below is a map. The blue is what I took to get there. The Red....Well that's the way I came back :) I kind of just want my own way. Not the best way ;)
The best part about it...I got lost 2 times going up there. The first time I found myself, the second...well I was lost on a mountain. Good times though. I've gotten lost a bunch of times so it's ok.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Beer Pong
I never played it.
Last night we went out to eat at Bubba Gumps. While there some of the guys ended up playing beer pong at the very table we were eating at.
Good times.
oh and we didn't get kicked out =)
Friday, August 10, 2007
drinking
Who ever said that drinking on week nights was a good idea. well they were wrong. That is all :)
Posted by Joshua at 10:24 AM 5 Tasty Adult Beverages
Monday, August 06, 2007
Crap!
(side note: that is such a sad looking picture of me at work)
Great so I get to drive all the way to my grandma's (275 miles one way) stay the night and drive back the next day.
It's going to be lots of fun.
Posted by Joshua at 9:39 PM 5 Tasty Adult Beverages
Bored @ work
Posted by Joshua at 12:50 PM 1 Tasty Adult Beverages
Can't sleep so you get more videos
fuck 2am. Not even tired :(
well 3:30am now...
Posted by Joshua at 3:52 AM 2 Tasty Adult Beverages
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Cars and Trucks I want.
If you don't know I am a car / truck guy. So while driving around today, I thought I should put together a lil list of cars and trucks I want.
I think I should start off with a work truck. Work trucks have to be big and strong. Size matters here. Go big or go home. So I think the 1947 Dodge Power Wagon fits this bill just fine.
I don't want to go to the store in this big noisy dirty beast of a truck. So I need something to take the kids to school in. A good all around grocery getter, so to speak. You are not a Chevy fan if you don't like the Chevy nomad. Only thing is have you seen how much those cost!?!?! Freaking crazy. So I'm going with the 1959 Cadillac. Ok so I don't know how much those cost, but here's some pics...
Seen in such great movies as Ghostbusters. Ok, so I guess I don't need the coffin, just put a seat back there or something. Maybe chop the top. Nothing to fast just some real nice clean lines. Maybe Jet black with some 20in. chrome wheels. Maybe a bright eye catching yellow. Or maybe even all white with some old school white wall tires. white leather seats with white carpet.
Next I need something fun to drive. I just have 4 questions.
- Top up
- Top down
- old school
- new school
This would be a replica of James Dean's Porsche 550 spyder. If you can't tell this would be old school with the top down.
Now for new school.
Porsche 911 (or 996) turbo. Has to be the turbo model. Mmmmm sound of that turbo spinning. Getting moist just thinking about that.
So yeah, there is my list. Now I just need money and a 7 car garage!
Posted by Joshua at 11:48 PM 3 Tasty Adult Beverages