Thursday, January 18, 2007

She's a Whore!

She wont stop! In my room...The Kitchen...The floor...My Feet!

Everywhere. I don't even want to know what would happen if I let her use my finger...Humm I know a blogger that likes to poke things with her finger. That might work out.

She just wont stop! It's driving me nutso! She is just in this mood...Now it seems like she is yelling at me! I just don't want no babies, it just isn't good time for little ones right now. Good thing I don't let her how. I bet she's go down of the first stud that came her way.

I'll have to fix her good one of these days! Oh yeah...


oh and by the way, I'm talking about my cat.

11 comments:

The Lone Beader said...

I don't mind living with cat, as long as I don't have to be responsible for it. My roommate in college had one once, and it got locked in my room one nite after I had mucho beer. When I woke up the next morning, the cat was on top of my fish tank trying to get some breakfast. LOL.

bardouble29 said...

Poor lil kitty, fix her...she probably feels miserable.

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whimsicalnbrainpan said...

*refrains from making a pussy joke*

Awww! Get her fixed. You'll both feel better.

Monica said...

I feel so sorry for cats when they are in heat. They act all crazy and sad. I'll concur with the other commenters. Get her fixed, man.

Chucky said...

Yeah I will.

Pussy (cat ;) ) jokes are always welcome.

LB: yeah, she has gone fishing a time or two. I feel sorry for the fish when she is just drinking the fish flavored water.

Echo said...

eeeewwww... I mean, eeewwww.

The Wizened Wizard said...

I've never been fixed, but judging from the female cats I've had, it would have made me a better person...

Be glad she's a she. There's nothing much stinkier than a horny male cat! (Or a male cat that's mad at you: I used to have one that would back up to my truck windshield and spray it when he had a grudge. The discharge would run down into the heater intake, and I'd get the full effect on my next drive.)

Ah, but cats are wonderful companions and I'll bet you love her. I'm joining the mantra: get her fixed and you'll both live happily ever after.

Yasamin said...

EEP!

the first time my cat chi went into heat she tried to back herself into every phallic object in the house. i was like "thats it!!! your gettin fixed!" which she did.

i thought you were talkin about your woman at first i was like holy man. eew. lol

fix your cat. out of respect for this cat ridden world.... fix her.

RockDog said...

I gotta hand it to people with pets. I just couldn't do it again. I had cats and it was like living with a psycho junkie. The good times were okay, but the bad times were disastrous!

Get 'em fixed!

Steven Novak said...

Cats are sometimes called pussy's...

If you close your eyes and make-believe a little bit...

No? ;)

Steve~

 

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