Boat racing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so this weekend is the start of boat racing! weeeeeeee yay woohoo. Only, the water is going to be so fuckin' cold. All that snow melt water.

Ok at lunch in the warehouse with a few co workers.

well the simple version to my store is this:

I slapped a chica in the eyeball with my meat.


Ok, the long version is a little different.

Well so this girl at work went to savemart to get her salad for lunch. She also got some ham sliced. Innocent enough, right?

Well while I was eating my teriyaki chicken bowl she thought she would offer me some ham. Well in the act of asking me if I wanted some ham, since I was sitting next to her, she ended up getting it a little too close to my face. It kinda touched my face.

What did I do about that? Oh I just said the first thing that came to mind...

"You may like getting meat slapped on your face, but I don't really care that much for it."

Oh man...that was just great!

(it is always great to get even too)

So later in the lunch. I ended up rolling up my meat (I said the word "meat" a lot today at lunch as you can tell) and smacking you in the face with my meat! Ha! take that! Oh yeah and I might have kinda almost slapped her in the eye with my meat. it happens.

Oh and she is getting married in about a month. Guess I shouldn't be slappin' her with my meat then

Other than that.....BOAT RACING!