OCD for boobies

And this is how I found out. A friend of mine told me. It went a little something like this.

The names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Edit: in fairness here is the whole story. Just edited to make me look cooler :)

[14:58] Joshua: as much as I change subjects you'd think I was ADD
[14:58] Not-Mark: naw
[14:58] Not-Mark: just schiophrenic ;)
[14:59] Joshua: you can't just make up words
[14:59] Not-Mark: lol
[14:59] Joshua: 1) making up words 2) misspelled it
[15:00] Not-Mark: Schizophrenic... happy now?
[15:00] Joshua: much better with that Z
[15:00] Joshua: but I made you look it up :P
[15:01] Not-Mark: yes, you did
[15:02] Joshua: chronic problems with behavior and emotion!
[15:02] Joshua: just what are you trying to say?
[15:02] Joshua: clinical depression?
[15:02] Joshua: geez
[15:03] Joshua: soclial problems?
[15:03] Joshua: holy cow woman!
[15:03] Not-Mark: There's many different kinds
[15:03] Not-Mark: One of the symptoms is stringing along random facts :P
[15:03] Joshua: you just shortened my life by 10 - 12 years on avg
[15:04] Joshua: thanks a lot
[15:04] Joshua: high suicide rate
[15:04] Not-Mark: and you have a 10% chance of commiting suicide
[15:04] Joshua: and yet you said it with sooo much love
[15:04] Not-Mark: It's only 10%
[15:04] Joshua: oh
[15:04] Joshua: ok then
[15:04] Not-Mark: oh, and there's no cure
[15:04] Joshua: maybe I'm in the top 10% ;)
[15:05] Joshua: yeah I'm dead inside now
[15:05] Joshua: thanks for the warm fuzyy feeling
[15:05] Not-Mark: you always have been
[15:05] Joshua: gah!

...blah blah blah, she tells me how cool I am.....

Not-Mark: now I diagnose you as ODC
Joshua: you can't just learn new words then use them on me
Not-Mark: OCD
Joshua: no no
Not-Mark: and I'm dyslexic
Joshua: no
Joshua: just dumb :P
Joshua: hummm can I have OCD for boobies?
Joshua: or is that just normal guy thinking
Joshua: well non-gay thinking
Not-Mark: sure... you can have OCD for sex, so I guess you could have it for boobs too
Joshua: eh that works
Joshua: I'll take that one

So now you have to be nice to me. I have a problem (didn't I already say that?). I think the only way to get over it is for y'all to show me boobies.

YaY!