Strip Club

I feel like going to one right now!

I want to go.
I want a beer.
I want to go out and have a beer.

Going out to a bar just for a beer or two is boring. If I am going to a bar I'm going to drink enough that I can't drive back.

Going to a strip club I can spend a few hours of time and just drink one or two beers.

In the end the cost is the same but I am still able to drive back from the strip club.

Why does she have to sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo anti-strip club?!