Sex on the beach has three parts.
I don't know why I do some of the things that I do.
Wait yeah I do. I do it to get reactions out of people around me. At least I'm kinda shy / quiet around people I don't know.
I say / do some of the most politically incorrect thing that I can think of. Just today, I did something. It was the perfect set up too. One of the warehouse guys almost fell down laughing so much. I don't even know how to put into words what I was doing. Oh maybe I should just make a video and put it on you-tube.
Well setting was this. The apt. chica ended up taking a picture of me. So I was doing my thinking look. Ya know the look with the elbow on the knee with the hand on the chin. So that picture was taken. Then the warehouse guy said that I should show my "play face". Well, the only thing that came to mind was....
sticking out my tongue and shaking my face. I believe my hands were also up in the air. I tried to search for a video but couldn't find out. so, you're just going to have to use your imagination. The reaction I got from that was just priceless! There were three people around me, this went down at lunch. I even fell out of my chair laughing so much.
Well needless to say she called me a lil perv the rest of the day. But every time I said anything about my play face to her, she would smile and laugh a little. I think she liked it!
Oh yeah, I think I'll share a text message that I got today at work.
A guy asks his wife could he cum in her ear. She said "no, I might go
deaf"...He said "been cummin' in your mouth 4 yeas and you aint shut the fuck up yet!"
You know, I seem to type the most about nothing at all...
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