Strippers 101

Just say No.

Or say yes and spend a lot of money.

I had fun. Ok I did come back smelling like a....well....stripper. Ohnoes!

I am thinking of going back tonight. We'll see. I just might.

10 gallons of fake beer later

Ok so nothing new here. We started off having some after school beers. about five Dos Equis each.

It was good times. Add some peer pressure and we go to a titty bar. Sounds like a fun time.

It was.

Well the places that we went to were all full nude so that means no beer =(

but they did have boobies. Ok I did say something about full nude and that fact that I like mostly nude but still selling beer much better. Something about tacos and roast beef.

Se all we had to drink was fake beer or soda.

well 10 gallons of fake beer later. Makes for one crazy night.

but $40 fucking is way to fucking much for one fuckin lap dance.


plan tomorrow is to have more after school beers.

I'm back to my apartment

This has been one fucking long weekend. here are some of the highlights.

• 1 turkey
• 7 adults
• 4 kids
• 3 strip clubs
• 1100 miles
• 2 states
• 2 lap dances
• 1 repair bill
• 1 day of work off
• 1 missed day of school
• 4 tanks of gas
• way too much money
• 1 car show
• 1 new gps for my car
• 2 red bull and vodkas
• old co-workers

well that is about all that I can thi nk of right now. I'll had more to this later. well I'll blog more.
That is all that I can think off right now. It has been one hell of a weekend

I wanna...

...go to a boobie bar!

Don't know why right now, just do. It's been awhile since the last time I've been to one. I just think that now is a good time to do so. Just a bummer I aint got any money. Maybe you guys can paypal me some. That would rock =)

The Rebuttal

Ok, because my last post just bombed. I and going to rebuttal with a post about boobies!

How about a meme about boobies, now why don't people think of things like that. People make signs asking to see boobies. So I think a meme is in order. Ok, so I don't have boobies. I'm even kinda weak in the whole man-boob area.

I wonder if there is boobie music? What would that be like? Would ABBA be boobie music or The Who or even U2?

If men really had boobies would they play with them? Would they still want to see more of them? Oh so many boobies questions.

Oh, since I did a meme. How about the kind of boobies I like..you know big ones small one...or even three of a kind?! I will never forget that part of the movie.

Ok for me, I like the smaller / firm boobies. Boobies bigger than my head, yeah...those are scary! But they need to be bigger than mosquito bite boobies. Ohh...a hand full of boobs, see now that's what I'm talking about!

There are ass men and there are boob men. I'm a boob guy myself.

I'm going to leave you with this all time goodie!
Learn your A, B, C's

(damn I used the words boobies, boobie, boob 15 times in the short post! I fucking rock like no other!!)